cramp:

i would lick Robbie too

(Source: voldermorte)


(Source: siliconesaline)


hoyaholic-hopanda:

i salute you for all the women out there.

(Source: spekyulate)

unconvenience:

Know what’s on the menu? Me-n-u

telapathetic:

Sorry teacher I cant do my homework because I don’t fucking give a shit

(Source: telapathetic)

narcotic:

I love how girls are so chill like yea touch my boobs wanna snuggle heck yes but two guys will bump into eachother and be like woA NO HOMO MAN.

(Source: narcotic)


realitytvgifs:

accurate scientific research

fireyturtle:

nicelanderenzeru:

ruraljackdaw:

Hugging shorter people and resting your head on theirs

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Hugging taller people and having your head against their chest

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Hugging people your height and pressing your face against their shoulder

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Hugging people and getting picked up by them

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HUGGING

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Not having people to hug

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Giving a hug that comes off as weird

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This post describes me in every way

punkbeds:

BOYS TO AVOID:
-boys that are against feminism
-boys that call girls sluts and whores
-boys that think a vagina gets loose after having a lot of sex
-white boys that use the n word
-bronies

leadfeathers:

geekerypokery:

jeremymcbitchin:

Imagine having braces during the apocalypse. no one can take your braces off. And you just have to accept that you’ll have braces forever.

i want a novel focused around a character with braces during the apocalypse and the entire plot of the story revolves around their search for an orthodontist who is still alive and they sort of accidentally save the world in the process

Titled: Brace for It.

at a horror movie
  • bf: are you scared?
  • me: in this economy who wouldn't be

pizzaforpresident:

when you aren’t your best friend’s best friend

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pizzaforpresident:

when you aren’t your best friend’s best friend

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