retroactiveeurydices:

oxheadandhorsefacearedead:

retroactiveeurydices:

koalatea:

i dont need a boyfriend i need 12 million dollars and a donut 

12 million dollars can be used to obtain many donuts.

explain how

money can be exchanged for goods and services


(Source: tastefullyoffensive)

at a horror movie
  • bf: are you scared?
  • me: in this economy who wouldn't be

nnarshall:

me when I try to comfort people


legendary 

(Source: katiebishop)


(Source: joshutchersonn)

pregers:

waking up and realizing you slept through your alarm

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friclge:

this is an appreciation post for long chargers, thanks man 


(Source: randallfthegrey)

proctalgia:

giving advice to friends like

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stayburned:

it seems that everyone i’m friends with is better friends with someone else and that really fucking sucks 

averagefairy:

i temporarily fall in love with like any guy thats nice to me at all like the checkout guy at CVS told me to “stay dry” this morning bc it was raining and i thought about him for like 2 hours after that