i dont need a boyfriend i need 12 million dollars and a donut
12 million dollars can be used to obtain many donuts.
money can be exchanged for goods and services
- bf: are you scared?
- me: in this economy who wouldn't be
me when I try to comfort people
waking up and realizing you slept through your alarm
this is an appreciation post for long chargers, thanks man
giving advice to friends like
it seems that everyone i’m friends with is better friends with someone else and that really fucking sucks
i temporarily fall in love with like any guy thats nice to me at all like the checkout guy at CVS told me to “stay dry” this morning bc it was raining and i thought about him for like 2 hours after that